Back to School/Transcript

Thomas: So, then Marcel said to Thalia "This is where we're going to sleep." Thalia says "In a web?" Then I say "Here's a better idea: give that back to the spider you stole it from! Whooooooooaaaaaaaaa!
 * The episode begins with Thomas, Simone, and Riggles walking near a dumpster, telling stories and jokes*

Simone and Riggles: Whooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Thomas and Simone: The fountain of youth?
 * Thomas, Simone and Riggles start to laugh and dance around, until Riggles accidentally tips over a trash can, and finds the Fountain of Youth*

Riggles: It appears so.

Simone: Let's drink from it. We'll live forever!

Thomas: No, we'll live through puberty again. We'll be teens, actually. Besides, there are many fountains claimed by liars to be the fountain of youth. I wouldn't trust it.

Simone: Just try it.

Riggles: If it's not the fountain of youth we owe you 10 dollars. If it is, you owe Simone five dollars and me five dollars.

Thomas: No bet, but I'll try it anyways.

Simone: Great. I'm 19 again.
 * the three drink from the fountain, become teens, and go back to college. *

Riggles: I'm 18.

Thomas: I'm 17. I hate college.

Riggles: You aren't the only one.

Homeroom teacher Mordecai: Hello students.

Thomas *whispers to Simone and Riggles* : I remember. This happened before they worked at the park. They were teachers. Except for Eileen, Rigby, Benson, Pops and Skips. And Hi Five Ghost if you don't count tutors as teachers.

Homeroom teacher Mordecai: Come along students.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">HTM: Students, get to your next period.
 * one boring hour later*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Students: OK.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: Oh, well if it isn't Lamone and Stinkles.
 * while Thomas, Riggles, and Simone walk to their next period, they run onto Cidney Larson*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Shut up, Cidney.
 * Thomas walks in front of Simone and Riggles*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: Yeah, shut up, Cidney.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: I second that. Or third that.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: You guys are geeks! Sucks to be you! Oh, and your breath stinks, and is too hot Simoney!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: My enemies cannot call me Simoney! And the only reason you bully us is because you're a low life, sad, sucker!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: I wish you three were dead.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Principal Benson: I do the death slips, thank you very much!
 * Principal Benson arrives on campus*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: Can I at least kill Riggles?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: That's it! I'm going to tear her limb from limb!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: Not on my watch!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: Oh, crap.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: Next time, it's a death slip! Now get to geography!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles and Simone: Geog-geography?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: I don't see the problem with geography. Come on, Riggles.
 * Cidney takes Simone's hand and leads her to geography, while Riggles faints*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss Margaret: Hello class I am Miss Margaret.
 * scene switches to geography class*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: And I'm the guy who didn't ask.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone *whispers to Thomas*: Get me and Riggles out of here.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Don't worry. I'm an expert Ninja.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: Well, lunch is early. Off you go, students!
 * Thomas takes off shirt, throws it around his head, then sneaks off into the principal's office, and rings the lunch bell*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: You saved our lives.
 * Thomas sneaks back, puts on his shirt, then lines up for lunch with Simone and Riggles*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Just what I do. I'm always there to help a friend, or friends, in need.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Lunch Lady Eileen: Here's your food, guys. *hands them beef stew and a large hunk of bread*
 * scene changes to school lunch hall*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Uhh...thanks?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">LLE: No probs. And BTW, tell the yearbook journalizer he's attaractive.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: OK, I guess.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: Hey! This is a popular girls table. *looks at Simone and Riggles* You two are the excact-right opposite of popular, *looks at Thomas* and you're a boy.
 * the three walk over to a table when Cidney comes in*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: We gotta do something about them.
 * Cidney stomps on the table, sending the trio flying to a far-away table, and their beef stew falls in their faces, as a bunch of Cidney's cohorts laugh*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: I have a plan. Everybody, huddle up. *whispers plan: Simone, get me a lamp*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: What does that have to do with anything?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Do you want to see Cidney dead or not?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: Literally dead?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Eeyup.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone (suddenly intrestsed): What color lamp?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Green.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: You are so evil.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Simone! Where did you get that lamp?
 * scene switches to campus*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: Garbage. But I don't care because I love lamp!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: I love lamp!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: I love lamp!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: I hate lamp.
 * Cidney butts in*

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 * Thomas, Simone, and Riggles smile as they engage part two*

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<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Riggles you do have the camera right?
 * scene switches to Miss Margaret's class*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: Yes I do chief. *grins*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: Now, would anyone like to tell me what this state is?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Uhh, I love lamp?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: Haw! You don't know nothing! And BTW, this is what I think of lamp!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: WHO DID THAT?
 * Riggles video tapes Cidney throwing the lamp, which accidentally lands at Miss M's feet*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas *doing his best Cidney impression*: Me.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: WHAT? WHO JUST TALKED WITHOUT PERMISSION?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: Cidney Larson was talking without permission. And texting.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: No I wasn't!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: You just were.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: Cidney! *hands Cidney a death slip*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Cidney: But it was Lamone, Stinkles, and Jawmas!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: Wait which one of us is Stinkles?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: You, because Stinkles relates to Riggles. Thomas is Jawmas. And I hate being Lamone.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: And by the way, Cidney, we have PROOF. Evidence in the house!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: Cidney, off to Principal Benson's.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: Cidney's dead. OK class, back to geography.
 * a few minutes later a scream and an explosion is heard*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: It's OK ,Riggles. I'll help you.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: I need help too!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Don't worry. I've got a plan.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: There. *gives Simone and Riggles textbook*
 * Thomas quickly takes off his shirt, puts it on his head, and steals the teacher's textbook, putting an ordinary one in its place, then goes back to his seat, and puts his shirt on again*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: What is this stuff? I have to get out of here.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Miss M: Thomas, Simone, and Riggles! *hands them death slip* To the principal!
 * Miss M sees all of this*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas, Simone, and Riggles: Uh-oh.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">MTMM: Hey, where are you guys going? You're supposed to get to math class.
 * on their way to the principal's office, they encounter Math Teacher Muscle Man and Hi Five Tutor*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: We're going to the principal.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">HFT: It was nice knowing you.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: Hello. I just killed Cidney Larson.
 * the three walk to the principal's office*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Secretary Skips: Benson, please. No more killing. You do not believe how many trips to Death I have to make!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: You have no say in the matter, or you're fired!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">SS: Yes, sir.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: *looks at their death slip* Trying to evacuate class? Stealing? Talking without permission? *grows really red, then hops onto his chair*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: Time to kill you up!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Bring it on, Princess Bubblegum!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: Raaahhhhhhhhh!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: That's one for the fire! You're next, Riggles!
 * benson's chair sprouts missiles, which fire at Thomas*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: Oh, crap.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Uhh. I have to find a way to save my friends.
 * scene changes to nurse's office*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: And I think I just found one.
 * Thomas looks at a Cherubot, an old robot suit of armor*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Today's my lucky day.
 * Thomas jumps inside, but does not know how to use the Cherubot. He then looks at some fusing lines.*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Vice Principal Pops: Bad Show. Very bad show.
 * Thomas fuses self with the Cherubot, then shrouds himself in a cloak, and runs to Principal Benson*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Yearbook Journalizer Rigby: Go Simone! Go Riggles! Go Simone! Go Riggles!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">SS: This is too ugly to watch.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: Who are you?
 * Thomas appears, still in his cloak*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Your worst nightmare. *throws away cloak and reveals himself as a half goat/half cherubot*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: Raah!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Riggles! Simone! Help!
 * PB throws himself at Thomas, and Thomas fights back*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">YJR: Oh my. * YBR starts taking pictures for the yearbook*
 * Riggles and Simone join the fight*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Guys, to PB!
 * PB starts shooting missiles again*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: Follow his lead!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PB: I'll get you for this!
 * Thomas, Simone, and Riggles jump on PB. When they get off, the missiles are too late to change directions, and they hit PB. Thomas then un-fuses himself and takes the Cherubot back to the nurse's office*
 * scene changes to the yard, where multiple police are shown. PB is seen with a straightjacket on*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Police: All right let's go.

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">YJR: Wait. *takes picture of PB* OK, now go.
 * PB is seen in the back seat of the squad car, and YJR appears*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">SS: Guess what, Pops? Not that Benson is gone, you're the principal!
 * the squad car drives off*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">VPP *is now PP*: Yay!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PP: I am now principal. And guess what guys, PB is gone for good!
 * scene changes to campus*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">PP: And now to reward our heroes with a gift! *gives Thomas, Simone, and Riggles another fountain, and they take it into the dumpster, while Riggles finds a tiny inscription reading Fountain of Age: restores you to your proper age*
 * students cheer*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: Guess what guys?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Simone: What?

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: This is the fountain of Age!

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Thomas: Come on guys. *the three drink out of it, and find themselves older and near a dumpster, with the Fountain of Youth*

<p style="background-color:rgb(42,9,54);">Riggles: Let's not go there guys. *the three push a trash can in front of the fountain, and continue walking down the street. The end.*